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Load Demotivational Poster


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am, #231279
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am, #231226
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am, #231225

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm, #231110
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am, #230970
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm, #230451
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm, #230424
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am, #230416
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm, #230398
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm, #230387
challenge accepted


PEACE -


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm, #234173

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm, #234165

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm, #234159
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am, #234153
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm, #234114

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm, #234113
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L


MTV CRIBS -


TAGS: mtv cribs download music piracy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by hwtmg

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 2:31 am, #241083
Amen is RIGHT! Exactly how I feel about it too!
forseti - March 29, 2010, 3:42 am, #167613
WORD!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 28, 2010, 1:00 pm, #167546
Not to mention they're all owned by pre-teen one hit wonders who never put in a hard days work.
Hasbunmb - March 28, 2010, 9:41 am, #167493
Amen...


COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!


TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GTFO

forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm, #164764
Me2


BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm, #216353
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm, #216345

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm, #216344
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm, #216342

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm, #216338
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm, #210738
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations


A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading




MOVING THE FILES - Would it KILL you to wait patiently for 127 years?


TAGS: windows error fail download
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by 7053

7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:32 am, #221081
Yeah,waiting for 15 minutes simply suffers more than waiting for 1 hour..Thankfully it's just copying..how about downloading?
Dimytri - July 6, 2011, 1:09 pm, #221055
46,368 days I can handle, but that last five hours is simply too long to wait.
7053 - July 6, 2011, 7:43 am, #221047
It kills,lol.
THEBRAT - July 6, 2011, 7:07 am, #221044
Get some Ram upgrade or clean your hard drive.....lol Good one...


Please -


TAGS: music downloads
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

WellThatSucked - April 23, 2013, 4:05 pm, #245309
Please, anything but Indie


EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am, #114472
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm, #114370
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am, #114267
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would f***ing freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm, #108482
This is really just me b****ing aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm, #108479
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm, #170939
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm, #170928
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am, #170889
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am, #170885
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


BAD NEWS -


TAGS: you load sixteen tons
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:42 am, #113218
Owww cuts too close to the bone.


CODEPENDENCY -


TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm, #183251
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm, #183250
5L


UPLOADING - This Retard Moment Brought to by the Letters... #@$!$@#%%^$&&%&*&#%#$%#^#!!!!




carpool -




THE MORNING COMMUTE -




COMBAT LOAD - 90 lbs. of lightweight gear.


TAGS: combat load lightweight gear
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by rick17126

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:05 pm, #216698
so true. 5 stars


ATHEISM - Its like something is missing


TAGS: atheist load bob
Rating: 3.9/5
EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:37 pm, #228047
Most of us are atheists, some of us just take it one god farther.
- January 19, 2012, 12:30 am, #227736
is anything too serious for motifake?
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:33 am, #227689
Too serious? :)
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:31 am, #227688
I do believe there is GOD, and Jesus, but I don't believe I have a human right to judge those who don't nor do I in any way think I am better because of my beliefs.
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:30 am, #227687
Even what is deemed to be the greatest of human minds can't concieve beyond a certain point. The greatest mind (in my opinion) leaves 'self' out of the equation and just thinks about what there is (or might be) and tries their best to work with that...
khonsali - January 17, 2012, 4:22 am, #227686
how can you prove what's beyond ? G.O.D.=1
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:25 pm, #227669
I try for irony, and it gets me...
rondollins - January 16, 2012, 1:02 pm, #227654
There will never be a human so wise as to be able to prove (or disprove) the existence of God. It has to do with faith.
RonE - January 15, 2012, 9:02 am, #227621
Yeah, it is missing hypocrisy.


OH MY GOD! - When did I eat Asian?




PICTURES - Girls you need to learn from the bird. Always check which pictures the photographer will upload to the Internet.


TAGS: pictures bird check upload internet
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by almarpa

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:23 am, #189249
Must have 'accidentally' uploaded the wrong card


DENNY'S -


TAGS: denny s upload attempt number two
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Zook

Zook - November 9, 2011, 11:18 pm, #225673
why do you say that? do you eat at denny's after your clan meetings?
GySgt1811a - November 9, 2011, 6:15 pm, #225656
...or racist.


WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME - Personified in one picture




Download a Car -


TAGS: piracy download car copyright bandwidth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vindicator

GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:49 am, #256154
Oftentimes of a Monday morning, before zipping off to the office, I do a self mental a**essment/sanity check in comparison to the first thing I read. I’m good. Tidy poster though….Mr Wells.
vindicator - August 10, 2014, 3:06 pm, #256138
with enough bandwidth it would download in its entirety-just drive away. Man, that word filter is ruthless.
Silverheart - August 10, 2014, 11:17 am, #256134
Bandwidth, proper printer, and maybe the time & talent to a**emble.


TEAMWORK -




I'm Feeling Old -


TAGS: loading cassette ***e eighties nostalgia
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2014, 1:47 am, #256269
So did my son.


Expediency -


TAGS: work contingency overload
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - July 8, 2013, 7:31 pm, #247511
Where I work that's a standard operating procedure. 5 lazy lions.


CHICK FLICKS -


TAGS: chick flicks download direction pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:28 pm, #248608
Oh, BURN! Nicely thought out. 5 thumbs up.


QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -


TAGS: lets really think the motifake thru before you hit upload
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:14 pm, #151251
Preach on, Face, preach on!
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:55 pm, #151202
Someone has seen the light :-)
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm, #151167
Perfect poster!
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 2:58 pm, #151146
LMAO! Is that one of those old Christmas lights? They gave off more heat than light anyway. Great poster Faceplant.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:41 pm, #151128
PM
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:37 pm, #151127
Irony?
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:24 pm, #151126
LMAO at the irony.


REPRIMAND - "When I was a kid, I had to do everything my father told me to... NOW you WILL butter that bacon boy! I don't care if your heart hurts


TAGS: imagine a truckload of bacon
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - March 23, 2011, 3:58 pm, #215054
Haha yeah thanks tellitlikeitis... it got sorted out :)
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2011, 9:56 pm, #214987
CaptainBaked.... been there, done that. It's really all positive criticism. Don't take it personally, just say it in a poster (bahaaaaaaaaa).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 7:20 pm, #214962
Tell it to Mrs.Moooooooooooo....she thinks I'm an a**hole.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2011, 5:47 pm, #214958

Moooo...dude you frickin rock.
Greeny - March 22, 2011, 6:11 am, #214921
Reprimanding over a reprimand... perfect irony!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 5:24 am, #214918
All is forgiven...It's good that we had low expectations from you.XD
CaptainBaked - March 22, 2011, 5:19 am, #214917
And I understand where I went wrong here... Apologies to the greybeards, Rerun and Moooooooooooooooooo. It won't happen again...
CaptainBaked - March 22, 2011, 4:56 am, #214916
Am i being reprimanded? Ironic that... :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 4:25 am, #214915
I'll rephrase that....I'd better hear from you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 4:14 am, #214913
Excuse Me?......Rerun was joking. ....Do our job properly?.......PM me and explain that statement....It would be really easy to play the heavy and just ban you, but I wanna do my (volunteer) job "properly". I hope to hear from you
CaptainBaked - March 22, 2011, 4:07 am, #214912
Wow rerun... one tagged poster and you want to reject everything I make? Take a chill pill bro it was a honest mistake... Moooooo we should meet each**her halfway: I'll make sure I don't submit a tagged poster again and you guys do your job properly :)
ICEMAN - March 22, 2011, 12:19 am, #214897
Just one, eh???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 12:07 am, #214896
Yep, sometimes one gets past us.
Bull - March 21, 2011, 10:08 pm, #214885
noob question. When you say tagged you mean there's a website on the ph**o right? Because I definitely see a website on that pic.
tellitlikeitis - March 21, 2011, 9:42 pm, #214882
Ouch... regardless of the "super stock label" (as I've made that mistake before), the text is good.
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:31 pm, #214875

maybe we should just reject anything with the captainbaked name?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2011, 7:53 pm, #214874
No it's not funny, You are responsible for not submitting tagged pics. We can't catch every mistake.
CaptainBaked - March 21, 2011, 7:01 pm, #214869
I dont even know what super stock is... never heard of that in my life? Funny how I got away with this...
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:58 am, #214834
The poster is of a super stock label. Is the tag the pic of a boy and his dad in the background?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2011, 11:35 am, #214833
Wow!...I'm gonna PM the mod that approved this just so I can laugh at him.
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 11:27 am, #214832
This might be tagged.... hard to tell.


it's December 2nd -




SECURITY -


TAGS: this is a re upload the other seems to have disappeared sept 12 pets
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:03 pm, #117111
You shouldn't drink water from my bowl... my brother drank water from my bowl once... once.


YOUR MUSIC DOWNLOADS -


TAGS: music downloads aliens monitored
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - November 26, 2009, 1:16 am, #140040
It's OK, just unplug your speakers


MEGAUPLOAD - it's nice




EPIC FAIL - You get two stuck for the price of one stupid diver


TAGS: skidloaders people
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by stacie1993

Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:07 pm, #160078
Do you mean "driver" or have circumstances made "diver" correct?


Rednecks -


TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm, #257872
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm, #257868
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm, #257867
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am, #257858
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm, #257854
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L


TECHNOPHOBIA -


TAGS: cloud computing upload litter hacking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Oldsod - March 24, 2015, 6:27 am, #260526
Yeah...this one actually woke me up at 0215. It should have let me sleep.
GaryO - March 23, 2015, 9:08 pm, #260513
I've wondered about the cloud. Rather suspicious of it.


Bugs -


TAGS: kids download bugs pregnant
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 24, 2015, 7:30 pm, #260915
Thanks, guys!
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:53 am, #260893
Excellent a 5er
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:51 pm, #260875
. . . and viruses! LOL! way too funny!!! 5L!!!!


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